Thursday, April 16, 2009

BC - Wed, 4/15/09

Brot calls to make reservations for plane tickets to Orlando. I know that ABC is owned by Disney and it probably has some kind of tie-in, because Disney World is the first thing people think of when they think of Orlando. BZZZZZT! Not anymore! Not for ME anyway -- when I think of Orlando, I think "Casey Anthony", infamous (alleged) baby killer, party girl, and pathological liar. Damn, that kind of publicity must really SUCK for Disney, Universal, etc. In the meantime, I guess that's the last we're going to see of Brot, at least for a long time.

Since when does a 5-yr-old decide who he wants to live with? I can see where the judge might want his input, but the tot is hardly in a position to know who would be the better parent/guardian.

As usual, Krystal is wearing appropriate court attire -- NOT! She's wearing a bright orange, (on my TV), tight, low-cut wrap dress. Of course, since she is now trying NOT to get custody, I guess I should be surprised that the dress is relatively DEMURE.

Shouldn't some adult have been in the room with Little Adam? Did Tad PAY someone to leave him alone or just make it easier for JAR to get in? And what is UP with that big bow-tie? Is LA wearing a tuxedo? It makes him look like a miniature ringmaster.

Amanda says her doctor says her weight is perfect. Which doctor might that be? Frankie just left for Iraq, so who is she seeing now, and how is the falsification of records being explained?

Damn, that Roger (adoption attorney) is TALL! What is he, about 6'8"-7' tall, or are Jake and Amanda just a LOT shorter than I thought? The guy DOES look pretty large all over, though (appropriately for his height).

So now we know, via Jesse, an alternate name for Little Adam: Junior Junior.

Wow, Frankie sure got to Iraq FAST! That's a LONG flight. If we're to believe them, Frankie left the bar and went straight to the nearest deployment point got all checked in and checked over, hopped on a plane, landed and got situated enough to already be set up enough to make an internet phone call to Randi AND set up a pee-wee basketball game for "some of the kids on the block". Randi is apparently using the hospital broadband to receive the call. Why is she even AT the hospital, let alone hauling her laptop with her? Maybe they only have dialup at home. Oh wait, maybe it was because they were going to share the call with Brot and Taylor. WHY he would want to do that with his first call to his wife, which you would think they would want to be PRIVATE, I can't imagine.

Amanda says she might REALLY trust Jake. She has a short memory. HE broke up with HER (because he was hot for Taylor for some unfathomable reason) and then he had the f**king cajones to call HER a slut and treat her like dirt for NO REASON! That doesn't exactly scream trustworthy to ME. Of course, it's not as if SHE'S trustworthy, either, so maybe I should call it a draw. Then she falls sound asleep on the couch after Jake says about two sentences. Damn, she falls asleep faster than baby Ian!

When Erica was getting on Adam's case about just giving in and asking for help because now other people have noticed that something is wrong, did any of you long-time watchers flash back to Erica bluntly telling Dr. Tyler that he needed to stop pretending that he was hard of hearing and just get a damned hearing aid? She didn't use the word "damned", of course, but she WAS quite blunt (i.e., totally tactless) about it and pointed out that it would simply be a tool, like glasses. Dr. Tyler did not want to face up to it until then; he and Mona had just pretended it wasn't so, but Erica DID get through to him that day and he realized he was being foolish by denying it. He wore a hearing aid from that point on.

WTF? Colby would NEVER get away with talking on a cellphone in a courtroom! You'd get kicked out PRONTO for that anywhere but PV.

So, what's Krystal's secret? I'm guessing that Babe was not Krystal's biological child and/or David is not her biological father; therefore, Junior Junior is not his biological grandchild (or hers, either, for that matter). Of course, it's not ENTIRELY clear that he's JAR's biological child, either. Or maybe Krystal's FRIEND is the one who got pregnant at that Stanford frat party and Krystal stole HER baby for some ridiculous reason. She might even have KILLED the woman and literally stole Babe from her womb using a key from her old AMC Pacer. Who knows? Some are speculating that Babe was a twin that Krystal gave up, but I don't see how that would affect the custody hearing, and neither would a baby given up for adoption, unless the REASON it was given up is really heinous. Maybe she abandoned it in a trashcan or something and would never, EVER want that child to know that. She said that David is not the man that they think he is, though, so I'm leaning toward him not being the biological father, even though they did a DNA test. As we all know, DNA tests in PV are about as reliable as dandelion fluff staying intact on a windy day. Or maybe she's just going to say that he DOES beat her.

Robin "PV, where everyone is related, no one knows who their biological parents are, & long-lost babies, relatives & even fetuses regularly pop up on doorsteps" Coutellier

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