David, the world-reknowned cardiac surgeon, has an ANSWERING MACHINE instead of voice mail. Yeah, RIGHT!
WHOA! JAR trying not to punch David REALLY looked more like he was trying not to passionately KISS him! It was quite the intimate moment between the two of them!
COMMENTS ON FRIDAY'S SHOW:
Unanswered questions: Does Opal ever hear from her son Adrian Sword? Did he send her a Christmas present?
Shouldn't Opal have been getting vibes about Krystal and/or JAR and the gun? Krystal's sexual vibes over David must have been running interference, like in the old days when, if you ran the mixer in the kitchen to make cupcakes, the TV reception in the living room would go screwy.
Opal was so hellbent on finding Krystal that she didn't even ASK Tad about Jamie and Jeff. Oh, she's not acting suspicious, not in the least.
More unanswered questions: Has anyone told Brooke that Jamie is now safe? Has anyone even told her he was "missing" in the first place?
I swear I'm about to the point where I'm going to T-H-R-O-W U-P whenever I see Greenlee and Ryan on the screen! Poor little Emma is trying to adjust to all the MAJOR changes in her life and they just THROW her right into their wedding plans. Those two people are even more selfish, shallow and inconsiderate than Erica, and that's SAYING something.
Here's an idea for Krystal. She says that she needs to be with someone who UNDERSTANDS what it's like to lose a child. Here's a concept: how about attending a support group for parents whose children have died? They probably have an inkling. But nooooo, it has to be someone who lost BABE. David barely KNEW Babe, as everyone keeps pointing out, and Babe didn't even LIKE him, so that doesn't fly at ALL. Krystal just wants his magic milk.
Robin "not to mention his magic wand" Coutellier
Monday, January 12, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
BC - Wed, 1/7/09
Well, I guess we got our answer about Ryan and carpooling. He's taking Emma to a bus stop so he and Greenlee can have sex and go plan their wedding ... again. We certainly know where his priorities are. Ryan is fucking RICH! That means that he has a higher-than-average risk of him or his family being kidnapped. His daughter just was kidnapped (albeit by her own mother -- but he made it REAL easy). He can't take her to school himself or at least pay someone to take her to school? What an ASSHOLE! I am just DISGUSTED with these two selfish wastes of space! [I'm disgusted with a LOT of things right now, but Ryan and Greenlee make excellent targets for me because with them, the operative word (among others) is "EASY"]
Okay, here's what seems to be an eminently practical question: Bianca and Reese are bummed that they can't be legally married in PA and would have to go to another state. So why don't they do that? They can still have a ceremony in PA for their family and friends and be legally married elsewhere. They're acting like the two events are mutually exclusive. My son was legally married last September in Japan, but we had a lovely wedding here in California in November.
What if Ryan had returned from the bus stop (which must have been in the elevator) to the penthouse with Emma because they forgot something? Then they would have walked in on Greenlee in her slutty housewife getup. Again, Greenlee has a LOUSY sense of timing when it comes to not being caught in compromising positions by children. She may not have been caught yet, but she's really pushing the envelope. We're pretty much in countdown mode for Emma discovering them at this point.
Speaking of lousy, I don't use the word that often, but whenever I do I remember the snooty guy (a diction coach?) on an episode of I Love Lucy who haughtily informed her that are are two words that should never be used: "One is swell and the other is lousy." Lucy: "If you tell me the swell one, I bet I can guess the lousy one."
And considering how many people just barge on into the place, Ryan should really consider putting at least a chain on the door, if only to temporarily halt Opal and babysitters, not to mention ANNIE. Not that a chain would stop Annie, of course.
Is Chuck Pratt (new headwriter) still stuck on that moon crap? Is it supposed to be his signature or something? Give it a REST! And I wrote that before Ryan informed Greenlee that it's a "moonstone" ring. OFGS!
I can understand why Greenlee wouldn't want a Parisian garden theme for the wedding, given that she and Leo went to Paris and that's where she wanted to live happily ever after with him, her true "one true love".
Why doesn't Taylor ever wear anything but drab colors? I mean, it's okay occasionally, but it really doesn't help if they are trying to get us (well, ME anyway) to warm up to her considering her abrasive nature.
I know that, upon seeing David tied to the piano, a lot of people will flash back to David and Adam shipping each other around the world a few years back, but I have fond memories of Erica at Linden House hitting him over the head with a very small hand mirror which, of course, knocked him unconscious in her bathroom. She then (I kid you NOT for you newer watchers) lifted him up and dumped him down the laundry chute from the bathroom to the basement. Then she went down there, tied him up and put his hand in an exceptionally heavy antique cast-iron vise that just happened to be there and tortured him for quite a while (this was before they first had sex). He may or may not have also been tied or chained to something. That Erica sure knows how to throw a party, not to mention a man who weighs about twice as much as she does!
Robin "releasing a little more of my inner bitch than usual today" Coutellier
Okay, here's what seems to be an eminently practical question: Bianca and Reese are bummed that they can't be legally married in PA and would have to go to another state. So why don't they do that? They can still have a ceremony in PA for their family and friends and be legally married elsewhere. They're acting like the two events are mutually exclusive. My son was legally married last September in Japan, but we had a lovely wedding here in California in November.
What if Ryan had returned from the bus stop (which must have been in the elevator) to the penthouse with Emma because they forgot something? Then they would have walked in on Greenlee in her slutty housewife getup. Again, Greenlee has a LOUSY sense of timing when it comes to not being caught in compromising positions by children. She may not have been caught yet, but she's really pushing the envelope. We're pretty much in countdown mode for Emma discovering them at this point.
Speaking of lousy, I don't use the word that often, but whenever I do I remember the snooty guy (a diction coach?) on an episode of I Love Lucy who haughtily informed her that are are two words that should never be used: "One is swell and the other is lousy." Lucy: "If you tell me the swell one, I bet I can guess the lousy one."
And considering how many people just barge on into the place, Ryan should really consider putting at least a chain on the door, if only to temporarily halt Opal and babysitters, not to mention ANNIE. Not that a chain would stop Annie, of course.
Is Chuck Pratt (new headwriter) still stuck on that moon crap? Is it supposed to be his signature or something? Give it a REST! And I wrote that before Ryan informed Greenlee that it's a "moonstone" ring. OFGS!
I can understand why Greenlee wouldn't want a Parisian garden theme for the wedding, given that she and Leo went to Paris and that's where she wanted to live happily ever after with him, her true "one true love".
Why doesn't Taylor ever wear anything but drab colors? I mean, it's okay occasionally, but it really doesn't help if they are trying to get us (well, ME anyway) to warm up to her considering her abrasive nature.
I know that, upon seeing David tied to the piano, a lot of people will flash back to David and Adam shipping each other around the world a few years back, but I have fond memories of Erica at Linden House hitting him over the head with a very small hand mirror which, of course, knocked him unconscious in her bathroom. She then (I kid you NOT for you newer watchers) lifted him up and dumped him down the laundry chute from the bathroom to the basement. Then she went down there, tied him up and put his hand in an exceptionally heavy antique cast-iron vise that just happened to be there and tortured him for quite a while (this was before they first had sex). He may or may not have also been tied or chained to something. That Erica sure knows how to throw a party, not to mention a man who weighs about twice as much as she does!
Robin "releasing a little more of my inner bitch than usual today" Coutellier
Thursday, January 8, 2009
BC - Mon, 1/5/09
I LOVE it when the children's behavior on the show doesn't even REMOTELY correspond to what the adults say about how the kids feel. Ryan gets Emma dressed in her coat and says she must be sooooo excited about going back to school to see her friends. Emma looks downright CONTEMPTUOUS. Uh, no she is not excited at ALL, although part of that impression is that she's got something BIG rolling around in her mouth. It reminded me of when I was a kid and we would eat "jawbreakers". Now THERE'S an old candy that can have deadly consequences! In any case, her eyes made it clear that she was NOT happy.
Ryan asks Greenlee not to come down until Emma leaves, so Greenlee waits ... but she starts coming down before the door even shuts behind Emma, who is shunted off to carpooling with Ashley and her Mom. Greenlee has a lousy sense of timing. Ryan doesn't want Emma to know that Greenlee is sleeping in Daddy's bed and after being a little hurt at first, Greenlee agrees to hide it from Emma. Because, Lord knows kids NEVER get up in the middle of the night or early in the morning to ask Mommy and/or Daddy for anything. Unanswered question: Does Ryan ever drive the carpool to bring kids to school?
If Krystal thought Opal was having ANOTHER heart attack, why did SHE drive her to the hospital? Paramedics would at least have oxygen and be able to take other measures and do some prep work on the way.
I had to cover up the crappy replacement seats in my car after it was stolen and then found, sans seats (among other things). I bought some seat covers off of eBay. I think Opal got her green and black ensemble from the same people who make the seat covers.
Ryan has a 7-yr-old -- how does the penthouse stay so neat and clean (other than the plethora of bodily fluids that have no doubt seeped into the floor in front of the fireplace)? Ryan has gotten a LOT of mileage out of that spot (so to speak) on the floor.
Krystal is persuaded by David to go out to the party at Zach's casino. Because that's what Babe would want, for her to have a good time. What about Tad? Tad is MISSING. His mother (who recently had a heart attack) just today had a panic attack over it. Call me crazy, but if I were missing in an African jungle in a wartorn region and I found out that my husband was out partying within hours of hearing about it, I'd be more than a little miffed ... and suspicious. I'm glad that JAR at least came right out and said as much to Krystal.
Okay, BOGUS faint by Krystal! As we have pointed out on many occasions, when someone faints, they fall like a sack of potatoes. They don't land and THEN lift their arm and place it up along the side of the body to look pretty.
Robin "and it STILL looked more natural than the way ERICA landed when Annie stabbed her" Coutellier
Ryan asks Greenlee not to come down until Emma leaves, so Greenlee waits ... but she starts coming down before the door even shuts behind Emma, who is shunted off to carpooling with Ashley and her Mom. Greenlee has a lousy sense of timing. Ryan doesn't want Emma to know that Greenlee is sleeping in Daddy's bed and after being a little hurt at first, Greenlee agrees to hide it from Emma. Because, Lord knows kids NEVER get up in the middle of the night or early in the morning to ask Mommy and/or Daddy for anything. Unanswered question: Does Ryan ever drive the carpool to bring kids to school?
If Krystal thought Opal was having ANOTHER heart attack, why did SHE drive her to the hospital? Paramedics would at least have oxygen and be able to take other measures and do some prep work on the way.
I had to cover up the crappy replacement seats in my car after it was stolen and then found, sans seats (among other things). I bought some seat covers off of eBay. I think Opal got her green and black ensemble from the same people who make the seat covers.
Ryan has a 7-yr-old -- how does the penthouse stay so neat and clean (other than the plethora of bodily fluids that have no doubt seeped into the floor in front of the fireplace)? Ryan has gotten a LOT of mileage out of that spot (so to speak) on the floor.
Krystal is persuaded by David to go out to the party at Zach's casino. Because that's what Babe would want, for her to have a good time. What about Tad? Tad is MISSING. His mother (who recently had a heart attack) just today had a panic attack over it. Call me crazy, but if I were missing in an African jungle in a wartorn region and I found out that my husband was out partying within hours of hearing about it, I'd be more than a little miffed ... and suspicious. I'm glad that JAR at least came right out and said as much to Krystal.
Okay, BOGUS faint by Krystal! As we have pointed out on many occasions, when someone faints, they fall like a sack of potatoes. They don't land and THEN lift their arm and place it up along the side of the body to look pretty.
Robin "and it STILL looked more natural than the way ERICA landed when Annie stabbed her" Coutellier
Saturday, January 3, 2009
BC - Fri, 1/2/09
If Aidan knows Annie's room is being recorded and he finally figures out where the camera is, why would he then say out loud, FACING THE CAMERA: "There! I found you"? It seems to me that if someone is savvy enough to record the room, they might be savvy enough to read lips. He's a lousy spy.
So Annie is being moved to Maximum Security tonight. I thought they just said it was a High Security facility. Is there a difference? If there is, given Annie's homicidal tendencies and the fact that Aidan keeps getting into her locked room, why wasn't she put into Maximum Security in the first place? For that matter, why don't they lock AIDAN up there, since he keeps getting into Annie's room? And why haven't they done a sexual assault exam on Annie, given that a "crazy" man keeps getting into her room and hovering around it day and night?
The doctor tells Ryan he can see Annie one last time before she "moves on" to Maximum Security. WTF? Given that Annie JUST THAT NIGHT tried to MURDER Greenlee and knocked Ryan out, why would the doctor suggest that Ryan do so? She doesn't know if Ryan might ALSO be harboring some homicidal tendencies, all things considered. And what possible good can it do Annie for Ryan to see her now, other than to agitate her, sedated or not? And after that, they just jumped ahead to moving Annie, so we don't even know if Ryan saw her or not because the next time we see him he's back at the penthouse.
I meant to mention this when the doctor was knocked unconscious on the dresser in Annie's room before Annie escaped, but I forgot: Why would they have a dresser with such pointy corners on it in a room that's used to house a variety of deranged and sometimes violent people? They should have Nerf furniture.
Poor Jill Larson! Obviously she is sick or recovering from being sick -- it makes her sound like a little old lady and she's really straining with all those lines!
When Opal said: "The cards don't lie -- your destiny is with Ryan", I CAN'T the the only one who immediately thought: "Please tell me that means they'll BOTH perish at the same time in a ball of hellfire!"
Looks like Dr. St. Clair took a page from St. Maria, tending to the sick in her push-up bra. Did you get a load of how low-cut her red top is under that white labcoat? She's practically falling out of it! Considering that every day she's around male patients with possible hormonal and impulse control issues, is that really a wise choice of attire?
Oh PUH-LEEZE! Their Maximum Security ward doesn't even have so much as a thumb-latch on its doors! It's just a pair of swinging doors with NO hardware other than handles! I thought maybe the sign was pointing to the Maximum Security area, but it's NOT -- it's announcing it.
Unanswered question: If several layers of paint are removed while remodeling at Oakhaven, will someone find graffiti written by Erica when she was sent to there after losing her baby while married to Phil Brent? (Susan Lucci took time off to have a REAL baby at the time) What would her graffiti say?
- Well, my goodness, here I sit all broken-hearted, tried to shit but only farted
- I'm going to be a STAR!
- For a good time, call Tara at 555-1234
- When I find my ONE TRUE LOVE, I'm going to MARRY him!
- Phoebe Tyler buys GENERIC toilet paper!
- Pine Valley is SOOOOOO provincial!
- Ma Bell does it for a dime -- after six the rates go down!
- Who do I have to blow to get some makeup around here?
Robin "any more?" Coutellier
So Annie is being moved to Maximum Security tonight. I thought they just said it was a High Security facility. Is there a difference? If there is, given Annie's homicidal tendencies and the fact that Aidan keeps getting into her locked room, why wasn't she put into Maximum Security in the first place? For that matter, why don't they lock AIDAN up there, since he keeps getting into Annie's room? And why haven't they done a sexual assault exam on Annie, given that a "crazy" man keeps getting into her room and hovering around it day and night?
The doctor tells Ryan he can see Annie one last time before she "moves on" to Maximum Security. WTF? Given that Annie JUST THAT NIGHT tried to MURDER Greenlee and knocked Ryan out, why would the doctor suggest that Ryan do so? She doesn't know if Ryan might ALSO be harboring some homicidal tendencies, all things considered. And what possible good can it do Annie for Ryan to see her now, other than to agitate her, sedated or not? And after that, they just jumped ahead to moving Annie, so we don't even know if Ryan saw her or not because the next time we see him he's back at the penthouse.
I meant to mention this when the doctor was knocked unconscious on the dresser in Annie's room before Annie escaped, but I forgot: Why would they have a dresser with such pointy corners on it in a room that's used to house a variety of deranged and sometimes violent people? They should have Nerf furniture.
Poor Jill Larson! Obviously she is sick or recovering from being sick -- it makes her sound like a little old lady and she's really straining with all those lines!
When Opal said: "The cards don't lie -- your destiny is with Ryan", I CAN'T the the only one who immediately thought: "Please tell me that means they'll BOTH perish at the same time in a ball of hellfire!"
Looks like Dr. St. Clair took a page from St. Maria, tending to the sick in her push-up bra. Did you get a load of how low-cut her red top is under that white labcoat? She's practically falling out of it! Considering that every day she's around male patients with possible hormonal and impulse control issues, is that really a wise choice of attire?
Oh PUH-LEEZE! Their Maximum Security ward doesn't even have so much as a thumb-latch on its doors! It's just a pair of swinging doors with NO hardware other than handles! I thought maybe the sign was pointing to the Maximum Security area, but it's NOT -- it's announcing it.
Unanswered question: If several layers of paint are removed while remodeling at Oakhaven, will someone find graffiti written by Erica when she was sent to there after losing her baby while married to Phil Brent? (Susan Lucci took time off to have a REAL baby at the time) What would her graffiti say?
- Well, my goodness, here I sit all broken-hearted, tried to shit but only farted
- I'm going to be a STAR!
- For a good time, call Tara at 555-1234
- When I find my ONE TRUE LOVE, I'm going to MARRY him!
- Phoebe Tyler buys GENERIC toilet paper!
- Pine Valley is SOOOOOO provincial!
- Ma Bell does it for a dime -- after six the rates go down!
- Who do I have to blow to get some makeup around here?
Robin "any more?" Coutellier
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
BC - Tue, 12/30/08
Brot stops at Taylor's and offers her a ride to PT. Where did he get a car?
What can I say about Krystal and her "needs"? She is just PATHETIC! She could not be faithful to a man if her LIFE depended upon it!
Ryan tells Greenlee Annie's locked up and can't hurt her or get at her now. Excuse me? Didn't he think that before Annie walked into the room?
Ryan also says they have to stop focusing on the past and focus on their future together, move on with their lives, etc. He doesn't have the SLIGHTEST sense of propriety. He doesn't have the slightest sense period! How about taking a little time each to get used to where they are in their lives and to come to terms with it?
Oh for God's sake! Now Emma is at another sleepover at Opal's. She was at a sleepover at Opal's LAST NIGHT. She was also traumatized by seeing her mother, whom she hasn't seen for a long time and who didn't recognize her. She needs her father, but all HE needs is Greenlee and sex. I don't care if it IS New Year's Eve - what an asshole!
And now we hear that Jenny and Kathy are going to be a the same sleepover as Emma, so what was the point of them coming home at all? I can see how Kathy and Emma can play together and enjoy a sleepover while their respective parents have their respective meltdowns, but Jenny is a BABY -- I doubt she will enjoy yet another "sleepover". What she'd probably enjoy is the comfort of sleeping in her own bed in her own room with her own mother. Well, maybe not that LAST part ...
How utterly TACKY to name a hospital wing "Babe"! Where's the dignity in THAT? That's like calling it the Cheap Slut Memorial Wing. I LOVED that I paused to type this and when I resumed, David told Jake that HE had bad taste. BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Don't the people on soaps ever get tired of burning candles for every romantic evening they've ever had? Hint: Doing the same predictable thing EVERY time eventually ceases to be romantic and becomes routine and boring.
Someone earlier speculated that they are setting David up to be murdered. They may be right. At the very least, he's being set up for something "really bad".
Robin "It's past Christmas -- where's the Christmas miracle? It must be that the show is still on the air" Coutellier
What can I say about Krystal and her "needs"? She is just PATHETIC! She could not be faithful to a man if her LIFE depended upon it!
Ryan tells Greenlee Annie's locked up and can't hurt her or get at her now. Excuse me? Didn't he think that before Annie walked into the room?
Ryan also says they have to stop focusing on the past and focus on their future together, move on with their lives, etc. He doesn't have the SLIGHTEST sense of propriety. He doesn't have the slightest sense period! How about taking a little time each to get used to where they are in their lives and to come to terms with it?
Oh for God's sake! Now Emma is at another sleepover at Opal's. She was at a sleepover at Opal's LAST NIGHT. She was also traumatized by seeing her mother, whom she hasn't seen for a long time and who didn't recognize her. She needs her father, but all HE needs is Greenlee and sex. I don't care if it IS New Year's Eve - what an asshole!
And now we hear that Jenny and Kathy are going to be a the same sleepover as Emma, so what was the point of them coming home at all? I can see how Kathy and Emma can play together and enjoy a sleepover while their respective parents have their respective meltdowns, but Jenny is a BABY -- I doubt she will enjoy yet another "sleepover". What she'd probably enjoy is the comfort of sleeping in her own bed in her own room with her own mother. Well, maybe not that LAST part ...
How utterly TACKY to name a hospital wing "Babe"! Where's the dignity in THAT? That's like calling it the Cheap Slut Memorial Wing. I LOVED that I paused to type this and when I resumed, David told Jake that HE had bad taste. BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Don't the people on soaps ever get tired of burning candles for every romantic evening they've ever had? Hint: Doing the same predictable thing EVERY time eventually ceases to be romantic and becomes routine and boring.
Someone earlier speculated that they are setting David up to be murdered. They may be right. At the very least, he's being set up for something "really bad".
Robin "It's past Christmas -- where's the Christmas miracle? It must be that the show is still on the air" Coutellier
BC - Mon, 12/29/08
If JAR had a hangover, why did he and Amanda go home EARLY where he could be busted by Adam?
Why hasn't anyone called Ryan to tell him that Annie escaped (and is possibly gunning for him and Greenlee)? Jesse finally calls him, but only after Annie has managed to get to the Penthouse and SLEEP there for who knows how long.
Jesse asks the doctor how a woman with such a weak hold on reality was able to so easily break out of a high-security facility. High security? Well, THERE'S your answer, Jesse, it's not and never HAS been a "high-security facility". I wouldn't be surprised to see a sign on the door saying that the premises are to be unlocked at all times.
I LOVED it when Ryan told Greenlee: "All the bad stuff is behind us!" Yeah, with a KNIFE!
Krystal apologizes to David because he's being nice to her. GAG! He tells her not to apologize and says: "We've share SO MUCH together." No you haven't. She is SUCH a sap!
Why were Ryan and Greenlee surprised when Opal brought Emma into the place? Weren't they expecting her to bring Emma home? Doesn't matter, apparently -- Ryan was trying to get into Greenlee's pants again. If Opal and Emma hadn't walked in and been surprised by Annie standing there, they would have walked in on Greenlee and Ryan having sex.
David tells Petey he has quite the nose, Petey having detected that the room is freshly painted. Only a person with a severely compromised sense of smell would not be able to smell that the room had been freshly painted, not to mention that there had been a FIRE in the room the night before! I don't care HOW much you air something out and use an ozone machine, you aren't going to get rid of the odor of a burning house that quickly! It will be deep in the carpets and furniture, too.
Monday's knockout: Ryan
Robin "too bad he didn't land in the fireplace" Coutellier
Why hasn't anyone called Ryan to tell him that Annie escaped (and is possibly gunning for him and Greenlee)? Jesse finally calls him, but only after Annie has managed to get to the Penthouse and SLEEP there for who knows how long.
Jesse asks the doctor how a woman with such a weak hold on reality was able to so easily break out of a high-security facility. High security? Well, THERE'S your answer, Jesse, it's not and never HAS been a "high-security facility". I wouldn't be surprised to see a sign on the door saying that the premises are to be unlocked at all times.
I LOVED it when Ryan told Greenlee: "All the bad stuff is behind us!" Yeah, with a KNIFE!
Krystal apologizes to David because he's being nice to her. GAG! He tells her not to apologize and says: "We've share SO MUCH together." No you haven't. She is SUCH a sap!
Why were Ryan and Greenlee surprised when Opal brought Emma into the place? Weren't they expecting her to bring Emma home? Doesn't matter, apparently -- Ryan was trying to get into Greenlee's pants again. If Opal and Emma hadn't walked in and been surprised by Annie standing there, they would have walked in on Greenlee and Ryan having sex.
David tells Petey he has quite the nose, Petey having detected that the room is freshly painted. Only a person with a severely compromised sense of smell would not be able to smell that the room had been freshly painted, not to mention that there had been a FIRE in the room the night before! I don't care HOW much you air something out and use an ozone machine, you aren't going to get rid of the odor of a burning house that quickly! It will be deep in the carpets and furniture, too.
Monday's knockout: Ryan
Robin "too bad he didn't land in the fireplace" Coutellier
Saturday, December 27, 2008
BC - Fri, 12/26/08
All in all, it's been a pretty boring week on AMC.
If the staff at Oakhaven cannot protect Annie from Aidan, perhaps they should consider either putting him in restraints or ejecting him from the facility to somewhere where he'd be more at home -- like a state institution, perhaps.
Tidbit:
The address of Tad & Krystal's house is 3420 Canyon Drive.
Not one, not two, but THREE people were knocked unconscious in ONE episode:
Doctor St. Clair
Krystal
Orderly
I guess it never occurred to Krystal to go to Ruth and Joe's house or the Valley Inn (which, admittedly, might be full) or Jesse and Angie's (also full, but still ...) -- ANYWHERE but David's house. But noooooo. Idiot. Later in the same show, she lies and tells Opal that she IS staying at Jesse and Angie's. LYING, deceitful idiot.
When Ryan passionately rammed Greenlee's back into the fireplace mantle, how many of you said: "OW!"? Such PASSION! Such ROMANCE! Such DRECK! Those two are SOOOO over!
Robin "there's a fine line between being passionate and being violently ill" Coutellier
If the staff at Oakhaven cannot protect Annie from Aidan, perhaps they should consider either putting him in restraints or ejecting him from the facility to somewhere where he'd be more at home -- like a state institution, perhaps.
Tidbit:
The address of Tad & Krystal's house is 3420 Canyon Drive.
Not one, not two, but THREE people were knocked unconscious in ONE episode:
Doctor St. Clair
Krystal
Orderly
I guess it never occurred to Krystal to go to Ruth and Joe's house or the Valley Inn (which, admittedly, might be full) or Jesse and Angie's (also full, but still ...) -- ANYWHERE but David's house. But noooooo. Idiot. Later in the same show, she lies and tells Opal that she IS staying at Jesse and Angie's. LYING, deceitful idiot.
When Ryan passionately rammed Greenlee's back into the fireplace mantle, how many of you said: "OW!"? Such PASSION! Such ROMANCE! Such DRECK! Those two are SOOOO over!
Robin "there's a fine line between being passionate and being violently ill" Coutellier
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
BC - Mon, 12/22/08
Jake apologizes to Amanda and tells her that he never would want to hurt her -- EVER. Well, obviously he WOULD want to hurt her -- when he's drunk! I think that negates the ever part.
You know, considering that they are billionaires, the Chandlers should really consider buying sturdier front doors. They wobble like beaded curtains!
Does a day ever go by when Emma is NOT pawned off on someone else?
David to Krystal: "Why do I get the feeling that you're pulling away?" Me: "Because you're SATAN?"
Robin "he's a SEXY Satan, but a Satan, nonetheless" Coutellier
You know, considering that they are billionaires, the Chandlers should really consider buying sturdier front doors. They wobble like beaded curtains!
Does a day ever go by when Emma is NOT pawned off on someone else?
David to Krystal: "Why do I get the feeling that you're pulling away?" Me: "Because you're SATAN?"
Robin "he's a SEXY Satan, but a Satan, nonetheless" Coutellier
Monday, December 22, 2008
BC - Thu-Fri, 12/18-19/08
Erica's Line of the CENTURY:
"Oh come on, let me have my fun -- I mean, how often do I get to plan a wedding?" BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!
So Randi never did even bother to call in to work, even after being busted by Angie? She's lucky Erica didn't fire her ass on the spot, not for the porn thing, but for not even bothering to call in to work to let them know she was still alive. If she knew enough to know exactly when Erica was going to do a press conference about HER being announced as the new face of Fusion, you'd think she'd be in contact with them at the time.
David had just told Joe over the phone that it wasn't blackmail and Joe had just proved what an honorable man and doctor he was, blah, blah, blah ... David then snorts a chuckle and says "Back at ya, Joe." Then he hangs up. Okay, I think we ALL know what the last two words were that Joe said to David, and they weren't "Merry Christmas"!
Krystal MUST be drugged to believe that crock of shit David just handed her (although it doesn't seem like she's actually had any of the milk yet). Joe is her FATHER-IN-LAW who has been Chief of Staff for a couple of generations! She just calmly accepts what David shovels out about Joe and congratulates him? GMAFB!
It was wonderful to see all the old clips with Myrtle! That was one fast funeral, though! Or was it a funeral? Was it more of an impromptu memorial? I know PV is used to doing things on the spur of the moment, but she only died yesterday as far as the show was concerned. I hope they are planning ot have a more formal (and better attended) funeral for her, even if they don't let us see it.
I would have liked to see a montage of every person Myrtle has ever offered a cup of tea to in her living room over the years. It would have to be fast since there were so many people, but it would be RICH in memories! I'm curious -- do they have to pay former actors if they show images of them?
Robin "RIP Ms. Herlie" Coutellier
"Oh come on, let me have my fun -- I mean, how often do I get to plan a wedding?" BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!
So Randi never did even bother to call in to work, even after being busted by Angie? She's lucky Erica didn't fire her ass on the spot, not for the porn thing, but for not even bothering to call in to work to let them know she was still alive. If she knew enough to know exactly when Erica was going to do a press conference about HER being announced as the new face of Fusion, you'd think she'd be in contact with them at the time.
David had just told Joe over the phone that it wasn't blackmail and Joe had just proved what an honorable man and doctor he was, blah, blah, blah ... David then snorts a chuckle and says "Back at ya, Joe." Then he hangs up. Okay, I think we ALL know what the last two words were that Joe said to David, and they weren't "Merry Christmas"!
Krystal MUST be drugged to believe that crock of shit David just handed her (although it doesn't seem like she's actually had any of the milk yet). Joe is her FATHER-IN-LAW who has been Chief of Staff for a couple of generations! She just calmly accepts what David shovels out about Joe and congratulates him? GMAFB!
It was wonderful to see all the old clips with Myrtle! That was one fast funeral, though! Or was it a funeral? Was it more of an impromptu memorial? I know PV is used to doing things on the spur of the moment, but she only died yesterday as far as the show was concerned. I hope they are planning ot have a more formal (and better attended) funeral for her, even if they don't let us see it.
I would have liked to see a montage of every person Myrtle has ever offered a cup of tea to in her living room over the years. It would have to be fast since there were so many people, but it would be RICH in memories! I'm curious -- do they have to pay former actors if they show images of them?
Robin "RIP Ms. Herlie" Coutellier
Thursday, December 18, 2008
BC - Wed, 12/17/08
Could Kendall's sudden major twitch have anything to do with Myrtle dying? Myrtle was just mentioned, and Zach said he invited her over for Christmas, so obviously they are about to discover that she has died.
Where is Brot getting his spending money? I heard Jake mention the name of someone Brot has been impersonating in order to get medical benefits -- is he taking someone else's disability benefits, too?
Speaking of money, how could Taylor rent a nice condo like that while taking money from Brot to help finance it? Wouldn't a small apt on the ground floor somewhere be much more practical and less imposing on him? That doesn't sit well with me -- it's not Taylor's style to do that. And Brot's talking about renting the condo across the walkway. Again, WHERE is he getting the money for that? You KNOW his disability benefits aren't going to be enough to cover renting 1.5 condos.
How is it that Aidan, Mr. Secret Agent, is able to talk openly on his cellphone in the corridor at the mental hospital if he's there incognito as a PATIENT? Since when do the patients have their own cellphones while locked up? At least a couple of staff members just walked on by, ignoring him. My impression was that the only person who knew his true identity was the guy he bribed. And why hasn't anyone noticed that Aidan is spending almost all his time hanging around Annie's room? That's just creepy.
I'm glad they mentioned show history with Bianca's first love, Sara. FYI for those of you who might not have watched the show at the time, the reason Bianca was in rehab was that she was anorexic. I was surprised she mentioned Sara, though. Which makes me think Sara is going to make an appearance. Which makes me wonder if Sara has actually already made an appearance -- maybe Annie's new doctor at Oakhaven is actually SARA. That's not a spoiler, just a guess/prediction on my part.
Robin "Why not?" Coutellier
Where is Brot getting his spending money? I heard Jake mention the name of someone Brot has been impersonating in order to get medical benefits -- is he taking someone else's disability benefits, too?
Speaking of money, how could Taylor rent a nice condo like that while taking money from Brot to help finance it? Wouldn't a small apt on the ground floor somewhere be much more practical and less imposing on him? That doesn't sit well with me -- it's not Taylor's style to do that. And Brot's talking about renting the condo across the walkway. Again, WHERE is he getting the money for that? You KNOW his disability benefits aren't going to be enough to cover renting 1.5 condos.
How is it that Aidan, Mr. Secret Agent, is able to talk openly on his cellphone in the corridor at the mental hospital if he's there incognito as a PATIENT? Since when do the patients have their own cellphones while locked up? At least a couple of staff members just walked on by, ignoring him. My impression was that the only person who knew his true identity was the guy he bribed. And why hasn't anyone noticed that Aidan is spending almost all his time hanging around Annie's room? That's just creepy.
I'm glad they mentioned show history with Bianca's first love, Sara. FYI for those of you who might not have watched the show at the time, the reason Bianca was in rehab was that she was anorexic. I was surprised she mentioned Sara, though. Which makes me think Sara is going to make an appearance. Which makes me wonder if Sara has actually already made an appearance -- maybe Annie's new doctor at Oakhaven is actually SARA. That's not a spoiler, just a guess/prediction on my part.
Robin "Why not?" Coutellier
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