Thursday, January 8, 2009

BC - Mon, 1/5/09

I LOVE it when the children's behavior on the show doesn't even REMOTELY correspond to what the adults say about how the kids feel. Ryan gets Emma dressed in her coat and says she must be sooooo excited about going back to school to see her friends. Emma looks downright CONTEMPTUOUS. Uh, no she is not excited at ALL, although part of that impression is that she's got something BIG rolling around in her mouth. It reminded me of when I was a kid and we would eat "jawbreakers". Now THERE'S an old candy that can have deadly consequences! In any case, her eyes made it clear that she was NOT happy.

Ryan asks Greenlee not to come down until Emma leaves, so Greenlee waits ... but she starts coming down before the door even shuts behind Emma, who is shunted off to carpooling with Ashley and her Mom. Greenlee has a lousy sense of timing. Ryan doesn't want Emma to know that Greenlee is sleeping in Daddy's bed and after being a little hurt at first, Greenlee agrees to hide it from Emma. Because, Lord knows kids NEVER get up in the middle of the night or early in the morning to ask Mommy and/or Daddy for anything. Unanswered question: Does Ryan ever drive the carpool to bring kids to school?

If Krystal thought Opal was having ANOTHER heart attack, why did SHE drive her to the hospital? Paramedics would at least have oxygen and be able to take other measures and do some prep work on the way.

I had to cover up the crappy replacement seats in my car after it was stolen and then found, sans seats (among other things). I bought some seat covers off of eBay. I think Opal got her green and black ensemble from the same people who make the seat covers.

Ryan has a 7-yr-old -- how does the penthouse stay so neat and clean (other than the plethora of bodily fluids that have no doubt seeped into the floor in front of the fireplace)? Ryan has gotten a LOT of mileage out of that spot (so to speak) on the floor.

Krystal is persuaded by David to go out to the party at Zach's casino. Because that's what Babe would want, for her to have a good time. What about Tad? Tad is MISSING. His mother (who recently had a heart attack) just today had a panic attack over it. Call me crazy, but if I were missing in an African jungle in a wartorn region and I found out that my husband was out partying within hours of hearing about it, I'd be more than a little miffed ... and suspicious. I'm glad that JAR at least came right out and said as much to Krystal.

Okay, BOGUS faint by Krystal! As we have pointed out on many occasions, when someone faints, they fall like a sack of potatoes. They don't land and THEN lift their arm and place it up along the side of the body to look pretty.

Robin "and it STILL looked more natural than the way ERICA landed when Annie stabbed her" Coutellier

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