Well, I guess we got our answer about Ryan and carpooling. He's taking Emma to a bus stop so he and Greenlee can have sex and go plan their wedding ... again. We certainly know where his priorities are. Ryan is fucking RICH! That means that he has a higher-than-average risk of him or his family being kidnapped. His daughter just was kidnapped (albeit by her own mother -- but he made it REAL easy). He can't take her to school himself or at least pay someone to take her to school? What an ASSHOLE! I am just DISGUSTED with these two selfish wastes of space! [I'm disgusted with a LOT of things right now, but Ryan and Greenlee make excellent targets for me because with them, the operative word (among others) is "EASY"]
Okay, here's what seems to be an eminently practical question: Bianca and Reese are bummed that they can't be legally married in PA and would have to go to another state. So why don't they do that? They can still have a ceremony in PA for their family and friends and be legally married elsewhere. They're acting like the two events are mutually exclusive. My son was legally married last September in Japan, but we had a lovely wedding here in California in November.
What if Ryan had returned from the bus stop (which must have been in the elevator) to the penthouse with Emma because they forgot something? Then they would have walked in on Greenlee in her slutty housewife getup. Again, Greenlee has a LOUSY sense of timing when it comes to not being caught in compromising positions by children. She may not have been caught yet, but she's really pushing the envelope. We're pretty much in countdown mode for Emma discovering them at this point.
Speaking of lousy, I don't use the word that often, but whenever I do I remember the snooty guy (a diction coach?) on an episode of I Love Lucy who haughtily informed her that are are two words that should never be used: "One is swell and the other is lousy." Lucy: "If you tell me the swell one, I bet I can guess the lousy one."
And considering how many people just barge on into the place, Ryan should really consider putting at least a chain on the door, if only to temporarily halt Opal and babysitters, not to mention ANNIE. Not that a chain would stop Annie, of course.
Is Chuck Pratt (new headwriter) still stuck on that moon crap? Is it supposed to be his signature or something? Give it a REST! And I wrote that before Ryan informed Greenlee that it's a "moonstone" ring. OFGS!
I can understand why Greenlee wouldn't want a Parisian garden theme for the wedding, given that she and Leo went to Paris and that's where she wanted to live happily ever after with him, her true "one true love".
Why doesn't Taylor ever wear anything but drab colors? I mean, it's okay occasionally, but it really doesn't help if they are trying to get us (well, ME anyway) to warm up to her considering her abrasive nature.
I know that, upon seeing David tied to the piano, a lot of people will flash back to David and Adam shipping each other around the world a few years back, but I have fond memories of Erica at Linden House hitting him over the head with a very small hand mirror which, of course, knocked him unconscious in her bathroom. She then (I kid you NOT for you newer watchers) lifted him up and dumped him down the laundry chute from the bathroom to the basement. Then she went down there, tied him up and put his hand in an exceptionally heavy antique cast-iron vise that just happened to be there and tortured him for quite a while (this was before they first had sex). He may or may not have also been tied or chained to something. That Erica sure knows how to throw a party, not to mention a man who weighs about twice as much as she does!
Robin "releasing a little more of my inner bitch than usual today" Coutellier
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