Wednesday, November 26, 2008

BC - Mon-Tue, 11/24-25/08

When Annie went over the balcony I thought the same thing that I thought when Ryan went over the cliff: "Eh. She'll bounce."

Not only did Annie bounce, she apparently landed in the front seat of her car and took off. Now that's just plain RIDICULOUS -- they live in the **PENTHOUSE**! Even when Leslie Coulson fell off the top of the Chandler Building she was at least injured by the fall, even if she did get up and walk out of the emergency room when no one was looking. Wasn't Annie even momentarily stunned by the landing? Did she have a parachute stashed in her jeans? Are we supposed to believe that because she's crazy she just rolled like a relaxed drunk (she screamed on the way down, so she had to be at least a little tense) and came to a temporary stop in the driver's seat? Maybe it was like that Hertz commercial from the 1960s where she just glided into bits, Unanswered-Questions, Unconsciousthe seat as smooth as silk. I'm thinking BIRDS routinely have bumpier landings than SHE must have had, because by the time Ryan got downstairs (i.e., 1.5 seconds or so later), she was able to run into him with the car. Then, in the time it takes for most people to fasten their seatbelt, turn on the ignition and put the car in gear, the police have already found Annie's abandoned car.

You know that was a fantasy that Annie was having about Thanksgiving, because if she knew anything at ALL about Greenlee, she'd know better than to invite HER to a Thanksgiving dinner!

Why would Colby "hide" Brot in the boathouse (behind a curtain that was never there before, which would make everyone want to investigate it)? Everyone in PV shows up there on a regular basis! The public restroom probably sees less action than that boathouse (although I'm sure the boathouse is no stranger to urine)!

Uh, Aidan is recovering from a bullet being removed from close to his aorta. I understand Jesse and Ryan need to know where Annie might have gone, but is now really the best time to lambaste Aidan for his part in the kidnapping?

WTH goes to a dark boathouse during the day, let alone at NIGHT, to fix a carburetor? JAR, that's who. Does he have bionic eyesight? They should team him up with Annie and her magical flying (or at least landing) capabilities.

Tidbit: The address of Wildwind is 3900 Glenview Road.

Erica once knocked David unconscious using nothing but a very small hand mirror. What did Annie use to knock him out? Or did she simply nag/caw him into unconsciousness?

Uh, what IS it with crazy women who jump/fall off buildings and their pathological need to apply copious amounts of bright red lipstick? (another Leslie Coulson reference)

Robin "note to self: stay away from red lipstick & tall buildings .. and RYAN" Coutellier

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