WTF is with that dress Randi is wearing? It's all bunched up on her butt -- on PURPOSE! It never ceases to amaze me when a fashion comes along that makes something that we attempt to avoid, minimize or repair over the span of our entire lives the actual focus of the style. Now THAT is what I call butt-ugly.

Ryan pretends he doesn't recognize his penthouse when Madison takes him home. He's just funnin'. Asshole.

Robin "how long will it be before he and Madison have sex in front of the fireplace?" Coutellier