BC - Thu, 8/12/10

On Wednesday's show Kendall told Greenlee that they were docked in New York, so it was an easy trip to PV. Does that mean that she and Zach and whatever crew they had on their yacht sailed all the way from Spain to New York with two little boys on board? How f**king big IS that boat?

Kendall: "... even after I not-so-subtly pointed out the fact that her silence could KILL Ryan." Jake: "I think you're doing a great job of pretending that he's DYING. Hopefully it will have some sort of effect." I can't be the only one who whimsically chose to interpret that to mean he was saying that Kendall pretending that Ryan was dying would, hopefully, make it so.

As I watched Ryan pretending to be in a coma while Greenlee talked to him, I was hoping Ryan would have to try to stifle a sneeze. That, at least, would be entertaining.

I realize that the mayor's office and the PVPD are probably in the same building, but why is the mayor constantly hanging out at the police station? Doesn't she have anything better to do with her time? Doesn't she have an office of her own to hang out in? Doesn't she have a budget to pass or furloughs and minimum wage threats to use to impoverish city employees in the name of politics? Doesn't she have to defend her own high salary to the press? Does she make constant impromptu visits to the fire stations in order to intimidate the fire chief and firefighters? She's so grateful to David for saving her daughter's life. Has it ever occurred to her that she might have a future reason to be grateful to the PVPD for saving her life or her daughter's life? Has it ever occurred to her that said future saving might not go as smoothly as she would like if she continues to be such a hardass bitch at the PVPD in order to please a man that everyone in town hates with a white-hot passion?

Well, Angie managed to get down from the stepladder while blind, rather than flail and fall, which they wanted us to THINK would happen. I'm glad they showed her as being competent enough to climb down two steps without being able to see, because I was ready to lose all respect for her as a competent grown-up, let alone a competent doctor if she couldn't manage that, and they didn't take the easy way out (yet) by having her fall and miscarry. I DID notice, however, that she left the stepladder opened up where it was in the kitchen as she congratulated herself on getting down and told the baby they'll handle whatever comes. Does that include handling it well when she slams blindly into the stepladder because she forgot to fold it up and put it aside? I'll make the assumption that Jesse took care of it after he got home.

Robin "THIS time ..." Coutellier

BC - Fri, 3/20/09

Why is Reese being such a big baby? She's supposed to be so strong and capable and logical and instead of answering Angie and telling her where it hurts (she's used to reading blueprints, after all), she acts like she's three years old just keeps telling them to make it stop.

Another reason to think that Tori might be Annie's imaginary friend: Her name. The name Tori is very close to the word Story, and we all know how much Annie likes to invent stories. Think of all the princess stories she's written for herself and Emma and the nauseating storybook themes Ryan used to impress her because of it. She's Annie's S-Tori.

Here we go again with David going along with the police to enforce his agenda, this time to question Erica about the whereabouts of Little Adam. Bogus, bogus, bogus!

Robin "he might show up at a murder scene, too, but if he does, it will probably be in the role of a corpse" Coutellier

BC - Tue-Wed, 3/10-11/09

Why would JAR check into PVH? To detox? He's not acutely drunk or even a LITTLE drunk at the moment, so why take up a hospital bed? He should be at a rehab facility, not PVH. Oh, he's there to have his blood checked to prove there is no alcohol in his system and to talk to a shrink. AGAIN, *WHY* is he taking up a perfectly good BED to do that?

The "grown-ups" in PV sure can be babies when it comes to medical care! They're always lashing out at their doctors. If I were a doctor and they weren't in dire need of immediate care, I'd tell them to get another doctor. Who needs THAT kind of shit from ADULTS?

WEDNESDAY'S SHOW:

Tad he said that he NEVER kept Krystal from seeing Jenny. BULLSHIT! He ABSOLUTELY kept her from seeing Jenny! He changed his mind after a while, but he REFUSED to let her see her.

I don't blame Krystal for whacking Tad with a vase or whatever it was she hit him upside the head with! Who the FUCK does he think he his going all caveman on her and trying to forcibly drag her out of there? That's unquestionably a self-defense move on HER part!

Robin "he was basically KIDNAPPING her!" Coutellier