It's a good thing I already took something for stomach acid today, because Greenlee telling Ryan that all she needed to do (in the past when he was raging (and almost punched her out)) was to remind him of what a good man he is. HORSESHIT!
Annie runs to Liza, who is at BJ's to meet with eBabe. Annie says Liza's office told her where Liza was. Liza has an OFFICE? And a STAFF? Wow, that's news to me. I thought she did all her work by herself via her personal cell phone, bars and restaurants.
Robin "low overhead" Coutellier
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Monday, May 10, 2010
BC - Fri, 5/7/10
The day starts with Ryan and Greenlee walking into a hotel room. Damn, what a letdown. I'm talking about the fact that Ryan is there at ALL. It kind of sticks a pin in the balloon of watching the show the moment it gets out of the gate.
Greenlee's pregnant, isn't she? Now she can have David's baby and all that entails, get back together with Ryan and still have years and years and years of having to deal with David because of the baby. Bingo! Oh wait, she has a "hostile womb". Of course, Brooke had Jamie and she had already had "premature ovarian failure". Fertility or the lack thereof is easily turned upside in Pine Valley, regardless of which one it is. And, as we all know, Greenlee's womb would be hostile in ANY case -- "hostile" should be Greenlee's middle name.
Did you ever notice that Greenlee gets sick in one way or another EVERY time she goes south of the border? What's up with THAT? She hasn't even been kidnapped or anything (yet).
Now eBabe knows about Annie. Let the child custody battle BEGIN!
Angie referred to David as "that TRIFLING-ASS David Hayward"! I LOVED that!
Oh, they are NOT going to kill JaNut off, are they??? Her sister, Natalie, became brain-dead from a massive brain hemorrhage, but that was after a car accident. Are they going to factor that into JaNut's storyline somehow?
Jesse reiterates that David will never, EVER be able to practice medicine legally again -- E.V.E.R. Jake got a jibe in on that, too. WTF is WRONG with these people. Even THEY keep saying he's like a cockroach and keeps coming back. How many times has his license ALREADY been pulled only to have it reinstated? How many times have people banished him, only to give him special privileges because he's the bestest heart doctor EVER? How many people have hated his guts with a white-hot passion, only to ASK for him to treat them?
Robin "Dr Dave is definitely amping up the evil factor" Coutellier
Greenlee's pregnant, isn't she? Now she can have David's baby and all that entails, get back together with Ryan and still have years and years and years of having to deal with David because of the baby. Bingo! Oh wait, she has a "hostile womb". Of course, Brooke had Jamie and she had already had "premature ovarian failure". Fertility or the lack thereof is easily turned upside in Pine Valley, regardless of which one it is. And, as we all know, Greenlee's womb would be hostile in ANY case -- "hostile" should be Greenlee's middle name.
Did you ever notice that Greenlee gets sick in one way or another EVERY time she goes south of the border? What's up with THAT? She hasn't even been kidnapped or anything (yet).
Now eBabe knows about Annie. Let the child custody battle BEGIN!
Angie referred to David as "that TRIFLING-ASS David Hayward"! I LOVED that!
Oh, they are NOT going to kill JaNut off, are they??? Her sister, Natalie, became brain-dead from a massive brain hemorrhage, but that was after a car accident. Are they going to factor that into JaNut's storyline somehow?
Jesse reiterates that David will never, EVER be able to practice medicine legally again -- E.V.E.R. Jake got a jibe in on that, too. WTF is WRONG with these people. Even THEY keep saying he's like a cockroach and keeps coming back. How many times has his license ALREADY been pulled only to have it reinstated? How many times have people banished him, only to give him special privileges because he's the bestest heart doctor EVER? How many people have hated his guts with a white-hot passion, only to ASK for him to treat them?
Robin "Dr Dave is definitely amping up the evil factor" Coutellier
BC - Wed-Thu, 5/5-6/10
Tad tells Damon that whatever happened tonight was HIS (Tad's) mistake, not Damon's. WTF??? No, it WAS Damon's mistake. I don't care if the little punk DOES have ADHD -- that's no excuse for breaking the law! What he HAS are anger issues.
Is it my imagination or is eBabe wearing very little eye makeup in order to make her look more innocent (therefore making the betrayal even WORSE)?
I really like that Opal reminded Amanda that Erica has her own history with JaNut and can understand how she can be. Not that Erica denied it, but somehow it had a little more importance to me when Opal made a point of it. Maybe I feel a little like Opal is one of US, a fan with a long memory, if that makes any sense.
Amanda had me right up until she started to cry. Then I was taken out of the moment because it was pathetically fake crying. That push-up bra must be too tight, because it sounded more like she just wasn't getting enough air.
eBabe tells Scott that it's always been JAR's DREAM to take over the company. Why is everyone acting like JAR hasn't taken it over BEFORE? I think he's taken it over more than once, for that matter. Job positions in Pine Valley are like sands through the hourglass. The grains run out, but eventually the hourglass is turned over and it starts all over again, so all he really has to do is stay inside the hourglass and he'll get another turn. Again.
Marissa making JAR choke on grapes (within Annie's fantasy) was a nice comedic touch, as was her telling Annie to aim low (with the gun)
Robin "let the mumbling commence (that's how JY conveys emotion)" Coutellier
Is it my imagination or is eBabe wearing very little eye makeup in order to make her look more innocent (therefore making the betrayal even WORSE)?
I really like that Opal reminded Amanda that Erica has her own history with JaNut and can understand how she can be. Not that Erica denied it, but somehow it had a little more importance to me when Opal made a point of it. Maybe I feel a little like Opal is one of US, a fan with a long memory, if that makes any sense.
Amanda had me right up until she started to cry. Then I was taken out of the moment because it was pathetically fake crying. That push-up bra must be too tight, because it sounded more like she just wasn't getting enough air.
eBabe tells Scott that it's always been JAR's DREAM to take over the company. Why is everyone acting like JAR hasn't taken it over BEFORE? I think he's taken it over more than once, for that matter. Job positions in Pine Valley are like sands through the hourglass. The grains run out, but eventually the hourglass is turned over and it starts all over again, so all he really has to do is stay inside the hourglass and he'll get another turn. Again.
Marissa making JAR choke on grapes (within Annie's fantasy) was a nice comedic touch, as was her telling Annie to aim low (with the gun)
Robin "let the mumbling commence (that's how JY conveys emotion)" Coutellier
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
BC - Tue, 5/4/10
NOTE: I stand corrected on the assertion I made the other day that Tad has had sex with JaNut and was going to marry her until the ceremony was interrupted -- that was TREVOR that JaNut was going to marry. I think she was still masquerading as Jane Cox, but he might have have known it was JaNut at that point.
I was going to give a line of the day (LOD), but I decided this deserved to be in an entire CONVERSATION of the Day category:
JaNut to Amanda: "You just have to trust me to do what's best for you."
Amanda: "Oh, like--like--when you pushed Babe down the stairs because she was MEAN to me? Or when you STOLE her SON???
JaNut: "Oh, he looked so cute in that MANGER!"
Amanda: "You DRUGGED and KIDNAPPED people!"
JaNut: "Uh -- uh -- well, it wasn't my fault that they interFERED! I hated the way they were TREATING you!"
Amanda: "Is that why you blew up the Mardi Gras ball?"
JaNut: "I SAID I was SORRY!"
Amanda: "Oh my God, when are you going to STOP??? When are you going to REALIZE you always think that you're being loving and supportive!"
JaNut: "I AM!!!"
Amanda: "You HURT people!!"
JaNut: "It is NOT my FAULT that they get in the WAY!"
Amanda to JaNut: "You KILLED Daddy and you put him in a FREEZER!!!"
JaNut (affronted and showing injured dignity): "I thought that we could defrost him and bring him back to life later -- you KNOW that!"
NOTE: They both are skimming over the part where (presumably, because they STRONGLY hinted it), Trevor's head was in a cooler that JaNut rested her feet upon as she told him that she sensed a coldness coming from him.
Why was Erica covering her ASS (literally) when she and Jackson left the hospital room after being caught in a semi-compromising position by Frankie?
Excuse me? Brot and Natalia are both police officers. Brot is on suspension and Natalia has a flesh wound on her arm, but Brot just asks Jake if he's fine with JaNut (tied to something now) while he takes Natalia to the hospital. So both cops leave civilians with a deranged MURDERER who has proven over and over and over again just how capable she is of getting out of all kinds of scrapes.
Why does JaNut keep calling Amanda Mandy? She rarely, if EVER, called her that.
I hope we'll still be seeing JaNut for a while, but if they hauled her off again, that might not happen.
Angie says they might need an MRI for Natalia's arm that was grazed by the bullet. Why?
Robin "who coincidentally had *2* MRI's today" Coutellier
I was going to give a line of the day (LOD), but I decided this deserved to be in an entire CONVERSATION of the Day category:
JaNut to Amanda: "You just have to trust me to do what's best for you."
Amanda: "Oh, like--like--when you pushed Babe down the stairs because she was MEAN to me? Or when you STOLE her SON???
JaNut: "Oh, he looked so cute in that MANGER!"
Amanda: "You DRUGGED and KIDNAPPED people!"
JaNut: "Uh -- uh -- well, it wasn't my fault that they interFERED! I hated the way they were TREATING you!"
Amanda: "Is that why you blew up the Mardi Gras ball?"
JaNut: "I SAID I was SORRY!"
Amanda: "Oh my God, when are you going to STOP??? When are you going to REALIZE you always think that you're being loving and supportive!"
JaNut: "I AM!!!"
Amanda: "You HURT people!!"
JaNut: "It is NOT my FAULT that they get in the WAY!"
Amanda to JaNut: "You KILLED Daddy and you put him in a FREEZER!!!"
JaNut (affronted and showing injured dignity): "I thought that we could defrost him and bring him back to life later -- you KNOW that!"
NOTE: They both are skimming over the part where (presumably, because they STRONGLY hinted it), Trevor's head was in a cooler that JaNut rested her feet upon as she told him that she sensed a coldness coming from him.
Why was Erica covering her ASS (literally) when she and Jackson left the hospital room after being caught in a semi-compromising position by Frankie?
Excuse me? Brot and Natalia are both police officers. Brot is on suspension and Natalia has a flesh wound on her arm, but Brot just asks Jake if he's fine with JaNut (tied to something now) while he takes Natalia to the hospital. So both cops leave civilians with a deranged MURDERER who has proven over and over and over again just how capable she is of getting out of all kinds of scrapes.
Why does JaNut keep calling Amanda Mandy? She rarely, if EVER, called her that.
I hope we'll still be seeing JaNut for a while, but if they hauled her off again, that might not happen.
Angie says they might need an MRI for Natalia's arm that was grazed by the bullet. Why?
Robin "who coincidentally had *2* MRI's today" Coutellier
Monday, May 3, 2010
BC - Mon, 5/3/10
LOVE that JaNut not only refers to herself as Grandma when talking to Trevor, but as "your OLD Grandma". She said that as she grunted getting up while holding him. Now THAT is realistic.
HATE that JaNut has Amanda tied up in the closet with Natalia. That is SO out-of-character for JaNut! Yes, she did lock Amanda into that storage room (or whatever it was) with baby Jenny, but that was not a VIOLENT thing. Oh wait, did she bonk Amanda on the head during that time? I don't remember now. I think (hope) she bonked someone else on the head.
I did see a hint of her feeling bad, though, that made me think she is withdrawing from her meds. That might explain her ongoing nuttiness, but you'd think it would make it HARDER for her to do such meticulous planning.
Robin "in any case, it's rarely boring when JaNut is around" Coutellier
HATE that JaNut has Amanda tied up in the closet with Natalia. That is SO out-of-character for JaNut! Yes, she did lock Amanda into that storage room (or whatever it was) with baby Jenny, but that was not a VIOLENT thing. Oh wait, did she bonk Amanda on the head during that time? I don't remember now. I think (hope) she bonked someone else on the head.
I did see a hint of her feeling bad, though, that made me think she is withdrawing from her meds. That might explain her ongoing nuttiness, but you'd think it would make it HARDER for her to do such meticulous planning.
Robin "in any case, it's rarely boring when JaNut is around" Coutellier
Sunday, May 2, 2010
BC - Fri, 4/30/10
I'm assuming that there is also a camera in the little stuffed tiger Natalia was talking to.
Maybe it's just the fact that their hair is very dark and parted in the middle, but check out the guy second from the right in this 1915 photo of Army cooks from Shorpy.com. Does he look like he could be a forefather of Damon or WHAT? (The guy with the big fork is kind of hot, too) Here's an enlarged version.
I know I've mentioned it before, but I have to say it again: Shorpy.com is a GREAT site with vintage photos going back to the 1840s; I've spent HOURS combing through the site and imagining what things were like back then. I love looking at the details in some of the fashions. The hats alone are fascinating! Thinking about what was going on in history at any given time and watching the way things changed for women over time just makes my mind spin! I try to imagine what people were thinking when the photo was being taken, what their influences were, etc.
OMG! I can't believe that after all my ranting, that IS JaNut back!!! Is she Amanda's stalker, though? I don't care -- I LOVE JaNut From Another Planet! JaNut would do ANYTHING for Amanda! Just in time for May sweeps, too! If she is NOT Amanda's stalker, she'll make mincemeat of the person who IS.
Robin "let the carnage begin!" Coutellier
Maybe it's just the fact that their hair is very dark and parted in the middle, but check out the guy second from the right in this 1915 photo of Army cooks from Shorpy.com. Does he look like he could be a forefather of Damon or WHAT? (The guy with the big fork is kind of hot, too) Here's an enlarged version.
I know I've mentioned it before, but I have to say it again: Shorpy.com is a GREAT site with vintage photos going back to the 1840s; I've spent HOURS combing through the site and imagining what things were like back then. I love looking at the details in some of the fashions. The hats alone are fascinating! Thinking about what was going on in history at any given time and watching the way things changed for women over time just makes my mind spin! I try to imagine what people were thinking when the photo was being taken, what their influences were, etc.
OMG! I can't believe that after all my ranting, that IS JaNut back!!! Is she Amanda's stalker, though? I don't care -- I LOVE JaNut From Another Planet! JaNut would do ANYTHING for Amanda! Just in time for May sweeps, too! If she is NOT Amanda's stalker, she'll make mincemeat of the person who IS.
Robin "let the carnage begin!" Coutellier
BC - Thu, 4/29/10
Jack doesn't want to talk about Fusion and Amanda's cyberstalker. WTF? Jack was married to Laurel, who was married to Trevor, who is Amanda's father. Laurel was Amanda's stepmother and mother to Lily, who is Jack's adopted daughter. You'd think he would care at least a LITTLE bit about Amanda.
Natalia thought it was a GOOD idea to incorporate the fact that she's a PVPD cop during the day and model by night into the Fusion ad campaign? She's not the brightest bulb in the package, is she?
Amanda is SUCH an idiot! She KNOWS what mental illness looks like -- she grew up with JaNut! JaNut beheaded Trevor (presumably AFTER he died) and carried it around in a cooler (the rest of his body was in the freezer). She KNOWS that obsessions take over people's lives, yet she it completely empty-headed when it comes to someone stalking HER. I guess it never occurred to her that the stalker might KILL her BABY or, at the very least, her husband. Oh, and HER. Her anger is very understandable. The refusal to even CONSIDER that she should take this more seriously instead of belittling Natalia for warning her about it makes me wonder if Amanda, herself, has some mental problems.
And just to add a fine point to the whole JaNut/obsessed psycho angle, JaNut MURDERED Will Cooney Cortlandt not because he was a bad guy (which is why SO many people were suspects), but because he was taking too much of Trevor's attention away from her and Amanda (she had already named the baby Amanda, although no one had determined the sex of the unborn baby yet). JaNut was 9 months pregnant with Amanda at the time she did it and under police guard. She escaped from her 4th floor room at PVH (where she was awaiting Amanda's birth) with the help of a BUTTERKNIFE, climbed out the window, broke into Will's apartment from the outside, bludgeoned him to death with a crowbar, managed to get BACK to PVH and climb back into her "guarded" 4th floor room without ANYONE knowing she had even left the room. And Amanda thinks the obsessed stalker is no big deal and will go away because it said it would. Uh huh.
Also, everyone is assuming the stalker is a guy. While that is the most likely scenario, it IS possible that the stalker is a woman.
Why are so many people out jogging in the park at night?
Natalia gives in enough to say she'll sit in the squad car outside and keep an eye on the place (because there is only one entrance to the big building that has a parking garage, an elevator, stairs, hallways, balconies and fire escapes) and orders Amanda to lock the door behind her. Amanda complies by turning the thumb-lock, but leaving the GIGANTIC deadbolt unturned. Idjit.
Robin "Amanda should tune into the crime channels occasionally" Coutellier
Natalia thought it was a GOOD idea to incorporate the fact that she's a PVPD cop during the day and model by night into the Fusion ad campaign? She's not the brightest bulb in the package, is she?
Amanda is SUCH an idiot! She KNOWS what mental illness looks like -- she grew up with JaNut! JaNut beheaded Trevor (presumably AFTER he died) and carried it around in a cooler (the rest of his body was in the freezer). She KNOWS that obsessions take over people's lives, yet she it completely empty-headed when it comes to someone stalking HER. I guess it never occurred to her that the stalker might KILL her BABY or, at the very least, her husband. Oh, and HER. Her anger is very understandable. The refusal to even CONSIDER that she should take this more seriously instead of belittling Natalia for warning her about it makes me wonder if Amanda, herself, has some mental problems.
And just to add a fine point to the whole JaNut/obsessed psycho angle, JaNut MURDERED Will Cooney Cortlandt not because he was a bad guy (which is why SO many people were suspects), but because he was taking too much of Trevor's attention away from her and Amanda (she had already named the baby Amanda, although no one had determined the sex of the unborn baby yet). JaNut was 9 months pregnant with Amanda at the time she did it and under police guard. She escaped from her 4th floor room at PVH (where she was awaiting Amanda's birth) with the help of a BUTTERKNIFE, climbed out the window, broke into Will's apartment from the outside, bludgeoned him to death with a crowbar, managed to get BACK to PVH and climb back into her "guarded" 4th floor room without ANYONE knowing she had even left the room. And Amanda thinks the obsessed stalker is no big deal and will go away because it said it would. Uh huh.
Also, everyone is assuming the stalker is a guy. While that is the most likely scenario, it IS possible that the stalker is a woman.
Why are so many people out jogging in the park at night?
Natalia gives in enough to say she'll sit in the squad car outside and keep an eye on the place (because there is only one entrance to the big building that has a parking garage, an elevator, stairs, hallways, balconies and fire escapes) and orders Amanda to lock the door behind her. Amanda complies by turning the thumb-lock, but leaving the GIGANTIC deadbolt unturned. Idjit.
Robin "Amanda should tune into the crime channels occasionally" Coutellier
BC - Tue-Wed, 4/27-28/10
Liza tells Tad that, for reasons that are too obvious to spell out, any kind of relationship between Colby and Damon is a no-starter. That got me to thinking about what, exactly, ARE the obvious reasons. Some are obvious and some are more subtle.
Why would they have a sting (and a really STUPID, spur-of-the-moment, poorly-thought-out sting at that) at the Fusion office? That's giving KNOWN batshit crazy people (well at least they know ONE of them is batshit crazy) open access to the inside of corporate offices! Did anyone wear bulletproof vests? Of course not. There was really no protection WHATSOEVER other than having a couple of police officers there.
Robin "Fusion: Our Products Will Kill Your Brain Cells" Coutellier
- Damon is headed for prison if he keeps on the way he's been going. Okay, that IS obvious.
- Tad is Damon's bio father.
- Tad has had sex with:
- Liza (Colby's Mom)Hillary (Damon's Mom)
- Marian (Colby's Grandmother and Aunt)
- Dixie (one of Adam's ex-wives & JAR's mother)
- Brooke (one of Adam's ex-wives)
- Gloria (one of Adam's ex-wives)
- Krystal (one of Adam's ex-wives)
- Mia (Liza's sister)
- Skye (Adam's daughter)
- Tad has had sex with JaNut, Amanda's Mom (when JaNut was pretending to be "Jane"). Amanda is married to Jake, who is Tad's brother. (Ewww, THAT ick-factor just now occurred to me). Jake was SUPPOSED to be Colby's father via sperm donation, and he tried to get custody of Colby when she was a baby.
- Jamie is Damon's brother and the son of Brooke and Tad. Jamie has had sex with Babe, who is Krystal's daughter. Krystal was Colby's stepmother and Colby helped her to deliver Jenny on the floor of the mansion. JAR's current wife Marissa (aka eBabe) is also Krystal's daughter. Jamie also had sex with Amanda (see above), as did JAR. bbc
Why would they have a sting (and a really STUPID, spur-of-the-moment, poorly-thought-out sting at that) at the Fusion office? That's giving KNOWN batshit crazy people (well at least they know ONE of them is batshit crazy) open access to the inside of corporate offices! Did anyone wear bulletproof vests? Of course not. There was really no protection WHATSOEVER other than having a couple of police officers there.
Robin "Fusion: Our Products Will Kill Your Brain Cells" Coutellier
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
AMC - Boogie Chillen, Monday - 4/26/10
JAR gets mad after Annie leaves the room to tuck Emma in. He grabs an empty glass, screws up his face and smashes the glass into the wall. Nice going, A-hole! Now there are shards of glass all over place for the kids to cut themselves on.
I'll never understand how these people can fall asleep on the floor after having sex in front of the fireplace. Yeah, I can understand the sex part, but falling asleep on a hard floor cannot possibly be comfortable unless maybe you're a dog.
Does anyone ever sit on the Pillsbury dinner roll couch near the Fusion elevator?
When Greenlee said to Madison: "What's the job?", did anyone else flash on Lily Von Schtupp (Madelaine Kahn) in "Blazing Saddles" saying the same thing to Hedley LaMarr (Harvey Korman)?
Robin "let's get down to bwass tacks" Coutellier
I'll never understand how these people can fall asleep on the floor after having sex in front of the fireplace. Yeah, I can understand the sex part, but falling asleep on a hard floor cannot possibly be comfortable unless maybe you're a dog.
Does anyone ever sit on the Pillsbury dinner roll couch near the Fusion elevator?
When Greenlee said to Madison: "What's the job?", did anyone else flash on Lily Von Schtupp (Madelaine Kahn) in "Blazing Saddles" saying the same thing to Hedley LaMarr (Harvey Korman)?
Robin "let's get down to bwass tacks" Coutellier
Monday, April 26, 2010
BC - Fri, 4/23/10
How could Brooke not know that the plane had returned to Pine Valley? Didn't she have a window in the plane?
I am SO over Erica and Jack. For that matter, I was over them the LAST time they were together and actually got married. Every time I see or hear them exchange their little love signs or fond memories of one kind or another, I roll my eyes. Every single time all I can think of is: Jeff Martin, Jeff Martin, Jeff Martin. Erica suddenly feeling out of sorts, moving out of their home and hooking up with Jeff Martin so quickly after their marriage (and for NO apparent reason) was just so COMPLETELY out of left field! WTF? And now Jack is sniffing around her AGAIN and they are exchanging their little love signs AGAIN. Eh.
Marissa is being more than a little presumptuous telling her mother-in-law that she's welcome to stay as long as she needs until she figures things out. Doesn't ADAM have any say in the matter? I know Adam has been basically saying his goodbyes and he and Brooke will, no doubt, fly off into the sunset together, but he's not gone YET.
With the old guard gone now, Erica is fighting tooth and nail not to be considered as the Grand Dame of the show. No way is she going to be Phoebe, Mona or Myrtle. Ever. I wouldn't be surprised to see her at 92 still flaunting her firm implants, batting her eyes, sporting her 1960s Jean Shrimpton hairdos, wearing stiletto shoes, and performing her patented simper-dip. Of course, she may be in a wheelchair by then, but that's just as well, because simper-dipping like that is bound to make her tip over eventually. Well, okay, I doubt the show will LAST that long, but if it did, you KNOW she would be acting like that.
Robin "& she would be at the christening of her daughter's daughter's son's daughter's son" Coutellier
I am SO over Erica and Jack. For that matter, I was over them the LAST time they were together and actually got married. Every time I see or hear them exchange their little love signs or fond memories of one kind or another, I roll my eyes. Every single time all I can think of is: Jeff Martin, Jeff Martin, Jeff Martin. Erica suddenly feeling out of sorts, moving out of their home and hooking up with Jeff Martin so quickly after their marriage (and for NO apparent reason) was just so COMPLETELY out of left field! WTF? And now Jack is sniffing around her AGAIN and they are exchanging their little love signs AGAIN. Eh.
Marissa is being more than a little presumptuous telling her mother-in-law that she's welcome to stay as long as she needs until she figures things out. Doesn't ADAM have any say in the matter? I know Adam has been basically saying his goodbyes and he and Brooke will, no doubt, fly off into the sunset together, but he's not gone YET.
With the old guard gone now, Erica is fighting tooth and nail not to be considered as the Grand Dame of the show. No way is she going to be Phoebe, Mona or Myrtle. Ever. I wouldn't be surprised to see her at 92 still flaunting her firm implants, batting her eyes, sporting her 1960s Jean Shrimpton hairdos, wearing stiletto shoes, and performing her patented simper-dip. Of course, she may be in a wheelchair by then, but that's just as well, because simper-dipping like that is bound to make her tip over eventually. Well, okay, I doubt the show will LAST that long, but if it did, you KNOW she would be acting like that.
Robin "& she would be at the christening of her daughter's daughter's son's daughter's son" Coutellier
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